Wouldn't It Be Loverly Diet Song
Words By Cathy Davies/Music by
Frederick Loewe
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All I want is a chocolate bar
Oh so sweet but it won't go far
Lick hands, yum yum, nice taste
Oh wouldn't it be loverly

All I want is a chocolate cake
Mmm to eat and so nice to bake
Warm hands, full tum, nice taste
Oh wouldn't it be loverly

I know that if give in
that I will get so fat
I know that I have to so resist this loverly stuff

All I want is a nice dessert
Surely one, well it wouldn't hurt?
Fold hands, big tum, no waist
it wouldn't be so loverly
Loverly

All I want is a nice flat tum
Shapely legs and a curvy bum
Slim arms, trim thighs, oh please
Oh wouldn't it be loverly

All I want is a gorgeous dress
To look slim and not a mess
I know I can do this
Oh it can be so loverly

I know that if want to be like this
I have to try
Now I know that I can be so very very good

All I want is to now succeed
I will do it now you will see
So slim so trim that's me
Oh it will be so loverly
Loverly
Loverly
Loverly
Loverly
NB: Hubby is SO fed up with this tune cos I have been playing it 100's of times so I could make up the words to it!